this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 30 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Man, the flashback from that UI. I just went back to the happiest days of my life for a second.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

I miss heavy-handed UIs that made me feel like I was dipping my cursor into digital water colors

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

I'd need to install Deluxe Paint for that 😐

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You can get Free MSPaint open-source alternative - ReactOS Paint and run it on modern Windows. Although I think 64-bit version is broken, at least for me.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Color me like one of your crayola girls

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

You didn't have to cut me off

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Technically, since she's Ms and not Mrs Paint, you're asking if her dad is alive.

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago

This took me way too long to get and sent me on a search to see if Ms. was ever used as a pronoun for women with dead dads specifically.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

It's not clear what they're asking, since Ms. is supposed to be independent of marriage status.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 5 months ago

Yeah. But he's a bit of a gimp.

[–] Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is literally the only app I miss from my window$ days. And they fucked up that too

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

...How did they fuck it up? It can literally do everything it used to do, just as easily as before. And now more.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Found the empty-hander painter from the streets.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Fucking massive effort, op. This is a goal from the back of the court for sure!

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Why is this funny

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

They call him "Mac"... Mac Paint.