I'm very bored, so why not try to make a very stupid photoshop of this stock photo I found on google using your suggestions (I'll upload the progress tomorrow)
I'll be the one to say beans, nobody else needs to do it.
A set of jumper cables
Put a tiny wizard hat on each ear.
swap his eyes and his shirt buttons
https://lemmy.world/post/1183227 Not sure if I should regret this or not
Originally, I saw your post, not OP...
Now I get it, and this is great work. Well done!
I'll start, give him a wizard hat
And a wizard robe
Overlay a bunch of different watermarks until the picture is unintelligible.
Have him smoke a large joint and give him nice red eyes.
Increase the water marks by a ridiculous amount
“Lead poisoning is nothing to get embarrassed about.”
an wiener schnitzel that came out of he's pants.. lel
Make it so he's showing his hands, trying to convince people he's a real human.
Googly eyes! But not where you thiiiiiiiiink!
dick shitting nipples
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