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I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who's supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.

Feel free to mention personal experiences.

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[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 88 points 9 months ago

My neighbor cheated with his partner's sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister's house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

[-] Krachsterben@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago

Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought

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[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 56 points 9 months ago
[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 months ago
[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 12 points 9 months ago

We aim to please.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

Idk probably her mom. They're super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.

That'd fuck things up real bad.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago

It was her last wish on her deathbed

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It would have been rude not to

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

Hump me across the finish line

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[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 39 points 9 months ago
[-] Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 26 points 9 months ago

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child

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[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

satan? when did you join the fediverse?

[-] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 33 points 9 months ago

Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.

I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.

Is there anything left of him except bones?

Ok that’s enough internet for me…

[-] GARlactic@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

I know you're joking, but I don't think there's even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

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[-] Hyzerflip@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago

Didn't have to personalise your reply 😭

[-] Hyzerflip@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.

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[-] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 29 points 9 months ago
[-] Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 19 points 9 months ago

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

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[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago

When both people in a relationship are in the leadership of an organization, it's a serious problem when one of them cheats with someone else also in the leadership of that organization. A friend of mine was part of an organization where this happened, the drama was terrible.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago

Was your friend inside an HBO show?

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

Oh my god how can you even stay there after that

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[-] GreatWhiteNope@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

My husband’s ex-wife cheated on him with his brother and best friend. It would be completely terrible to cheat with those people even without that history, but it makes it 10x worse.

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[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago
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[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 12 points 9 months ago

Her sister. They're close, and it would be devastating to her.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Someone else that they trust a lot that they introduced you to to help you out of a jam.

I've seen the best friends one a couple of times and it completely destroys the dynamic obviously. One guy isolated himself and spent a year drunk and on /pol/ and the first conversation I had with him after that was about how the holocaust didn't happen. Idek if cheating happened in that instance or if she just lined up his best friend really quickly.

Everyone new I meet seems to be polyamorous now but I just hear about less relationship drama generally.

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[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

I'm torn between partner's family member, partner's best friend, & partner's ex.

[-] Wookie@artemis.camp 6 points 9 months ago
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[-] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.

[-] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 8 points 9 months ago

The answer is…. D) all of the above/ and below!

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

Their sibling, or parent.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Their ex after me, I would suppose. That'd sting.

[-] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

Time to update Wikipedia's List of Sexually Active Popes.

If there was ever an article that deserved This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it, it's this one.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

lol I think my spouse would be more confused than upset

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Anyone, but also 2x anyone with an incurable std.

[-] lockewiggins@lazysoci.al 6 points 9 months ago

I also choose this guys wife

[-] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Kim Dot Com

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Your brother who your a conjoined twin with

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There's only one right answer to this question and it's the one person that will make him/her feel stupid for trusting you, AKA "the friend you told them not to worry about"

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