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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 94 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Bruh that cow looks fucking ready for it. That feels more fucked up than if it had a walleyed stare.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I once saw a video of a farmer killing two cows. The second one saw what happened to the first, looked directly at the farmer, closed its eyes, and just accepted its fate. Didn't freak out nor try to flee.

It knew. It fucking knew. Fucked me up so badly.

(And no I don't have a link cause this was about 5-10 years ago. Not that I'd want to share it anyway cause I'm not trying to inflict the same trauma I went through on someone else.)

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you see the video where some guys are trying to force two horses to mate and the mare is just not into it and she kicks the stallion square in the forehead and he collapses and dies on the spot?

Dude died shitting himself with a hard-on. What a way to go.

I think about that sometimes.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Yes and I feel bad for laughing when I saw it.

Poor horny bastard.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What method did he use to kill them?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Rifle with a scope. IDK what kind cause I'm not really into guns. An AR-15 IIRC.

[–] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Yes human, end my suffering in this mortal coil"

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago
[–] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago

"You can kill me, but these luscious lashes are eternal! "

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Awaiting the sweet release, if that doesn't make one happy, idk what does.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Call it, frendo-o

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

For the furry

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think I get it now, it's like the way Disney or whatever draw female counterparts. You take a cow and you go, 'hmm, what can I add to make this a sexy female cow?'

Boom, eyebrows and so on. I think that's why this cow looks so weird.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

What? It's me. I did my makeup before getting my piercing

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna have to see a photo of a real actual cow to be convinced they don't have eyebrows.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

CAN YOU SMELL... WHAT THE OX IS COOKING?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes those guns fail and they have to shoot them again, if that fails they bring out the rifle.

[–] muix@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not only do they fail, it is pretty hard to hit the right spot. Too many animals are merely paralyzed by the bolt, and are fully capable of feeling the blade across their throat.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Meat industry: eh, good enough

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

If you think that's fucked up, don't look up how meat is made kosher.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And if that fails, it's dynamite time!

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 6 points 5 months ago

Gettin that itch again ay.

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

First thought - "calm as a Hindu cow"

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna start drawing eyes on all my meat