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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 70 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Oh shit I used to throw children at children

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I used to throw children in the water and watch them drown .

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

You monster!

[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The real question: were you throwing rocks at children or children at rocks?

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago
[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Psalms 137:9 My favorite bible verse VERY relavant

[–] Arthurbodhi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Or shredd children into dust then make buildings and street with them.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think we can all agree that that is a children

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I agree. This is definitely a children.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm going out into nature to pick up a children right now

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 4 months ago

this post right here, officer

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 11 points 4 months ago

I, myself, fondly remember the times when I used to lick a children for the weird and salty taste

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Can someone spare some content for a fellow living under big children ? I'll give you two children for it.

[–] zarp86@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Probably referencing this court ruling.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 20 points 4 months ago

What tge fuck US laws sucks so much its unable to calculate how much.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So basically they wanna kill all research and fertility clinics.

This is going backwards.

Guys we should consider the US a lost cause. It doesn't matter anymore if Trump gets voted. This country is fucked and the rest of the world will probably follow.

Riot now before it is too late.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But I'll be worse off if I riot. I'd rather just bet that Trump lives on the internet.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What changes for you if you riot?

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 4 months ago

I could get murdered by the police, and the short term for my family does matter to me.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but how is the rock a child?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Because exaggeration is often the basis of humor

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

a children*

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm OOTL. I live someplace where women's rights aren't returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he's not the biological father off? (That's what I make of this anyway)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alabama is especially good at being bad at human rights

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, they said embryos are. Sorry for not being more useful.

[–] PopcornTin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And rocks come into this... how?

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's supposed to be dried... how shall I put this... male genetic material.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

No I think they're saying rocks are more innate than embryos so they're next

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

My shower drain looking like a concentration camp

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm going to cum in my toilet, a cumsock, a tissue or generally anywhere besides a vagina every day for the rest of my life. Fuck these fascists.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did...... Did you have different plans before the court ruling?

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Before the court ruling, I was already doing all that just for fun. Now I'm doing it for political reasons and also for fun.

[–] veloxization@yiffit.net 12 points 4 months ago

Thank you for your efforts, Peter Poopshit.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Breaking up with your girlfriend is now a capital crime in Alabammy because it kills your potential future children

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Somebody with more time than I needs to remake this meme with a picture of a tank of compressed hydrogen.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

they will never take my sperm... freedommmmm

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Umm, akshully, that rock is unfertilized.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can tell you it has been fertilised

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn't truly. That was a very gloomy prom.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

You have no idea how hard I had to stop myself from posting a photo of conjoined twins as a response.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The name's Semen, Semen Fellatio. But what has a lump of chalk got to do with anything?