this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 77 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Hey Butthead! Check it out, I'm like live action.

Damn it Beavis, you're such a dumbass.

[–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 55 points 7 months ago (2 children)

MY FRIEEEEND'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Man, I really gotta loose that chick

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In the worst, kind of wayyyy

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Hey hey, come out and play

Wait what

[–] dreugeworst@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

HE TELLS ME EVERY DAY

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Max Headroom has escaped cyberspace and he looks pissed.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

this is max headroom played by jim carrey!

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit! I didn’t know they did a live action of him!

I ate the onion today.

ha, no youre still sane.. they ddint, but it sure as fuck looks like they did.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago

Dude looks like Jim Carrey when he has the "mask" on. Just not green

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It looks like someone trollfaced Dexter Holland.

[–] JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago

If Dexter and Jim Carey had a baby

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

Dexter Holdup

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] seth@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think he's pretty fly...

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

For a white vuy

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

GIVE IT TO ME BABY... AHAA, AHAAA

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

RIP this account

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 7 months ago

He should cosplay as Waluigi, would win any cosplay event, even against the only fans cosplayers.

[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This guy is literally in every group I find on Facebook. He’s made himself a minor celebrity

[–] Atin@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I haven't seen a chin like that since the Habsburgs lost Spain.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 7 months ago

That is so accurate because if someone told me this face was from an Offspring album's cover, Id believe it.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

He does look pretty fly for a white guy

[–] JPJones@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

has a 31 tattoo fer sure

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha holy shit! I just scared everyone around me by laughing out loud just by seeing this. Thank you!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

That's what you get if guy Ferrari lost some weight and then put on the mask

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Alrighty then.

[–] misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Holy Shit! It's Felipe!

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

ITS ZANE_ROCKS_14

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Looks absolutely terrific.

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world -3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Offspring? What?

Edit: down vote for asking ? Get fucked. Hope you spill half your drink down your center console so you'll never be able to properly clean or dry it.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] mmagod@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

wow so much great memories lol

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago