Remember six feet for covid, Nine for Nuclear.

You wouldn't suffer any long term effects from the blast at that distance.

You either want to be close enough for instant death or far enough to be mostly unaffected. The middle ground where you die slowly from cancer or get crushed by debris or something would suck

Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.

you have to stay 9 feet away as the shockwave expands. That's the trick

Google's featured snippet thing is not only a bad feature, it's actively causing harm. It's extremely unreliable, but people who aren't tech literate, which is most people, think "well it's Google, so it must be right." Sometimes it's obviously wrong in a funny way, but more often, it's doing something like parroting dangerous medical misinformation. To make things worse, it's very likely to answer a question, which is the search form preferred by the technologically illiterate, with a yes. I would go so far as to say they should be sued for gross negligence for implementing it. It's killed people, when antivaxxers say they "did their own research", there's a good chance it was a Google featured snippet reinforcing their claim.

Yes, but what is the distance from the blast to perfectly cook a frozen pizza?

Is this A"I"?

oh no, I only have 2 feet

I was told that when you see a nuclear explosion then you should carefully observe it because you'll never see anything like it again in your life.

This must be the "dangerous misinformation" I keep hearing about.

Just stay inside a refrigerator and you will be OK 👍

Sarah Connor already told us how to prepare:

"Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day"

I mean, maybe if it's a really, really small nuclear explosion

Well for what it's worth, it didn't specify that it's 9 feet from the blast center. If we define the blast by its radius of safety, then staying that distance plus 9 feet will, in fact, keep you safe

Time is relative so this is technically true

Or hide in a fridge.

"The ~~goggles~~ sunglasses, they do nothing!"

Wait, does it have to be exactly 9 feet?

Thanks ChatGPT

Been eating paint chips all my life for this moment