this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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[–] its_the_new_style@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Hope your not a phlebotomists.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 11 points 5 months ago

losing my Capri-Sun

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Damn anyone know when this photo was taken?

Judging by the expiration date on the back of the capri sun, it could've been anytime since the big bang up until today!

[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I have specuil skill for these kinda thing a super power if you will and i say january 26th 2024 4:39 (also i am wizard lemmings)

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, it's older, WAAAAY older. Anyone can take an old picture and add todays date to it. Your superpower is unimpressive and I bet you couldn't even beat Goku with it

[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Did you miss the part where i said i am a wizard

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Old camera nostalgia

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Double puncture during cannulation. You need to flatten the needle after flashback before advancing a little more.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Then you have to occluded the vessel before removing the needle, unless you have one of those fancy self-occluding cannulas.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's official ... you suck

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That is usually how straws work, but it might not be very effective here.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Usually when things work out right, you suck and you get to enjoy a nice drink ..... but in this case, they just suck.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago

this is why I just poke them through the bottom somehwere...

[–] ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where did you get a Capri sun with a plastic straw? Every since like 2 or 3 years ago they just do paper ones

I remember once finding one with a plastic straw 6 months after they switched to paper ones, it felt like a jackpot, I can't imagine they make them with plastic ones though

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wisconsin. Haven't seen the paper straws. This pouch happens to be a Kool-Aid version, if that matters...

[–] ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Must be an US thing, I live in Europe so it kinda makes sense

Never had kool-aid but heard of it, never knew they made a collab

[–] graymess@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't know if this is still the case, but last time I had a Capri Sun in Europe 2007-ish it was a completely different drink than what I was used to in the US. It was actually more like a fruit juice and had a vibrant color (I emptied it into a cup to see). Compared to our clear, sugar-watery Capri Suns, I thought it was way better. Curious if that's still the way it is over there.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Not much tastes the same anymore. The wife and I started freezing different flavors for ice packs in our cooler while camping. As they thawed our boys would get to drink them. Boys are grown, but habits.....

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I'd double down and attempt to pierce another one through the back of the first.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago
[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Aren't you a little old for juice with a straw?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just flip that thing over and stab it in the butt. That's the way true Capri-Sun OGs have been doing for decades.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Set it on a table and plunge the straw into the middle of the pouch like you're performing a ritual sacrifice.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Toss the straw and bite your way into the sack like a real man