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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 105 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I mean, you gotta have a hobby 🀷

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 71 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's pretty disgusting that here in 2024 they would still use outdated and inappropriate terms like horsepower and foot-pounds.

[–] ame@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 26 points 9 months ago

For some reason one of my calc classes in college used imperial instead of metric and it really highlighted the absurdity of it

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago (2 children)

not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao

or maybe there were some, giggling in the background

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 45 points 9 months ago (3 children)

We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I can barely imagine how funny that must have been

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago
[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 47 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It's called an XBus now. Yes it's not better.

But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

The next one will be called xbus 360, then xbus one, then one s...

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

i don't know what bussy means and at this point I'm to afraid to ask.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 71 points 9 months ago (4 children)

boy pussy, so just a man's ass

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

I’ve also heard both "back" and "butt."

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago

And then there's wussy, or woman bussy

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[–] Skua@kbin.social 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i am learning so much today

[–] M137@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

The more you knussy

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

This is the funniest damn wiki entry I've ever seen.

...different uses of the suffix, such as the merging of "Margaret Thatcher" with "-ussy" to create the portmanteau Thatchussy.[2] Other examples include clussy (clown and pussy) and grussy (Grinch and pussy).[2]:β€Š6β€Š

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 37 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Just 20 HP? I need something that is able to survive while I'm farming. At least give us 40 HP.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It has plenty of MP and protective spells, though..

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's supposed to be a tank class, who decided to make it a mage?

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[–] Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network 36 points 9 months ago (3 children)

20 Hit points for a car isn't much if we're going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I'm not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.

[–] paholg@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?

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[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So how many people fit inside your ebussy?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At once, or consecutively?

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[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I hate EV torque ratings. They're not even remotely comparable to ICE vehicles.

The power ratings for the eBussy don't adhere to SAE-J2908, btw.

Please at least use SAE-J2908.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Truly a sad day in history

[–] ARk@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago
[–] RootsInABottleNeck@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's X-bus nor ebusses

x bus official website site

I found it's a nice concept, manually remplaçable battery, modulable, light and long autonomy

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Either it’s max defensive and evasion, or it’s the glassiest glasscannon since power-trick Shuckle.

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Finally, I can have a bussy.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah, fuck those imperial units.

Lb-Ft, pfff ...

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Me and the boys entering the eBussy:

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I see someone was down bad for hatune miku

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Ebussy sounds like a dating or porn service for femboys

[–] MakunaHatata@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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