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Chicken soup (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago

Puppy!

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 5 months ago

Cock

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Well, at least you're honest 🤷.

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

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[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

Thinkpad clitoris

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

What are you a fuckin parrot?

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect

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[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Sigh...Pussy.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.

[-] molten@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Crayon

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

How old are you? 🤨

[-] molten@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!

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[-] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 months ago

Goldfish

[-] ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂

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[-] lemmydripzdotz123@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.

[-] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Nickname Potat.

[-] potat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

I agree.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Obviously biased.

[-] RoverRacecar@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Brick

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[-] Karmanj@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

5 guys

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name

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[-] vegaquake@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Motor oil

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[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Arsenic.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Aw he dead.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Your Mom’s Pussy

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hope she likes it, really... like I know she hasn't been ate since my dad died 😔.

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[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Biscuit

It's a great name.

[-] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Thank you.

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Asshole

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[-] Nester@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

Creme brulé

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 7 points 5 months ago

Taco

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Tamale!

[-] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

2 whole pots of nutella

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[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

prostitute

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Turkish delight

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Child.

[-] yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com 5 points 5 months ago

spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Asshole

[-] Null@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

Sushi

[-] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

Tequila coke

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[-] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Tortilla chip

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