this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] some_dude@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be a "bear naked choke"?

Oh BROTHER this guy stinks!

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“IT’S BEEN one week since you looked at me…”

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

"Head your cock to the side and said 'I'm hungry'..."