this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
1401 points (98.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

30962 readers
3882 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

“In 2023, Uber reported its first annual profit since going public in 2019, with a net income of $1.9 billion. This follows a period of consistent losses for the company.”

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

unlike other comments, I'd argue, like most tech, it was incredibly profitable for anyone except the people funding it.

Business is not about extracting money from goods and services, it's about tricking VC funders to give you 50 million dollars a year

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Never has been Earth astronauts gun meme

No, but fr Uber is a masterclass in creative accounting and strategic acquisitions for further creative accounting.

[–] theotherbelow@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hilariously unprofitable. They even came up with creative accounting to show how, despite never being profitable they may turn a profit if you don't count their debts and losses.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Uber's true business model isn't in place yet. Eventually, all cars will be self-driving, and they can ditch the drivers. The ultimate objective is to replace personal car ownership with a driving service.

Once they don't have to pay drivers, and they have monthly fees coming in from millions of subscribers, they'll clean up.

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think you're wrong on this one.

Currently uber does not own anything. Repair costs are for the drivers. Buying a car is for the drivers.

If they are not profitable now, replacing driver's "wage" will only make it more expensive.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not wrong, it's on their website:

Driving autonomous forward

At Uber, it's our mission to reimagine the way the world moves for the better—and it's clear that autonomous vehicles (AVs) will play a part in our future. With that in mind, we have been building Uber for the road ahead.

Then they go onto describe how they are going to use driverless vehicles for personal mobility, delivery, and freight.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't put it past them to still use other people's self driving cars.

[–] theotherbelow@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the input.

In my opinion, this is definitely copium on uber's part. Taking on far more debt to try to be a public utility level of too big to fail is laughable. There is always an end stage they need to sell that is bigger and better.

[–] nef@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So their entire company is built on the gamble that self-driving cars will happen before their finances implode?

[–] adb@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago

I’d argue that this is what they pitch to their investors to continue to fund them. They probably partly believe it but I don’t think they really look that much further than the next quarter.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

Their whole business model is "wait for self driving and then $$$" as they'll no longer have to pay anybody.