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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Posting this meme costs $10

This comment cost me $15

Reading this comment costs $2 per read

Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20

Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

I just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn't getting my money! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

$2 for reading the comment
+ $20 for responding to the comment
=$22 total

plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting)

.... and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn't you?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thinking like a true Ferengi.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

$3 for referring to Ferenginar
$2 for licensing fees to Brunt
$0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority
$20 for responding

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're billing you another $1.95 because you just thought of this meme again.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Almost had him. Forgot they're immune to ~~jedi mind tricks~~ telepathy.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Good catch ... always read the fine print when dealing with the Ferengi

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The environmental impact: priceless

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This comment?

🌾 Riceless 🍚

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

After you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I will be reminded, don't worry.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago