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It doesn't matter why are you roleplaying as a botanist if you don't see that culinary definitions and scientific classification are two separate things. One is really useless for the average person and the other is probably also a foreign concept to everyone having quirky discussions about whether cakes are hotdogs or smoothies, because they are the type of people to tweet a 60 page essay about why expecting neurodivergents people to cook their own meal should be considered a hate crime.
Tomatoes don't belong in a fruit salad
What about cherry tomatoes or grape tomatoes?
Do they make wine out of them?
I’m sure someone out there did.
Depends on the preparation, if blended with juice or yogurt: smoothie.
Yogurt would make it a lassi
Did you just assume its gender? It could be a laddie for all you know!