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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I was thinking of getting 何か日本語で "nanika nihongo de" and if someone would ask me what it meant I’d say "something in Japanese"

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

I went out raging when i was younger and i met a girl and a tattoo artist and we got shitfaced together. At some point we wanted to get a dumb ass tattoo. We both had a lot of tattoos already, so it was just one for the collection. The artist was originally from japan, but he kept saying that his japanese isn't that great. We still insisted on getting some japanese letters. He tattooed her what he thought: enjoyer of garlic bread translated to, and i wanted one that said garlic boy. We came up with it individually because we talked a lot about garlic bread and one of my favourite bands is garlic boys. And i thought it's funny. She got her tattoo, but the guy was so fucked up that he fell into a coma after that. I didn't get my garlic boy tattoo, and i thought to get it anyway, but it would never be as funny as getting it from a drunk japanese dude who spoke very bad japanese.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I've wanted to get Leviticus 19:18 tattooed on me somewhere prominently for years, but too many people would not get the joke and think I was religious.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 5 hours ago

I met someone with a "Man shall not lie with another man" tattoo.

  1. That verse is literally the previous chapter to the "don't get tattoos" verse. Why did he think one was important enough to get tattooed while ignoring the other?

  2. He really chose to get that tattooed?!

There was no way a conversation with this guy would go well, so I'm going to be stuck with these questions forever.

[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Reading through various translations, the first part seems to say "don't cut/gash your body in honor/memory/mourning of the dead, but most of the translations leave it somewhat ambiguous (at least to me) as to whether it means "don't tattoo yourself in honor/memory/mourning of the dead" or just, "don't tattoo yourself at all". Also, it sounds as though cutting/gashing yourself for other reasons is isn't breaking any rules.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Sorry, lol, that was definitely not my intention! I've definitely heard about the "no tattoos" thing before, especially for those following Judaism, but I'd never read the relevant text before, so it definitely surprised me. I may have to ask my sister about it, since that's definitely her area of study.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago

I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get 'Chinese Symbols' written in all caps on him.

The amazing bastard did it.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 17 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

well, I'll bite. What's it mean?

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 43 points 22 hours ago

Literally "something in Japanese"

[–] gurapo@lemmy.pt 26 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Something in Japanese! What's on my back?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

DUDE! What does mine say?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

What doesn't say anything, he's on second.

[–] rezifon@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] waz@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Alright, I'll bite. What's it mean?