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A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: 'It was all a lie.' (www.businessinsider.com)
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A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: 'It was all a lie.'::The lawsuit alleged Salesforce retaliated against the executive after raising concerns about the product claims.

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[–] calabast@lemm.ee 58 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I wonder what their defense will be. "You said it would process in milliseconds, but it took hours to complete!!"

"Sure, it took hours...but it still happened in milliseconds, too..."

[–] reddwarf@feddit.nl 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That would be such a Caboose type of defense πŸ˜‚

β€œTime... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.”

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Oh man, I haven't thought about RvB in so long, thank you πŸ˜‚

"The Sarge is still a Lieutenant? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time!"

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Why are there six pedals but only four directions?

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Well, yeah, they didn't specify how MANY milliseconds. 10,000,000 milliseconds is still milliseconds.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Judges are still going to take reasonable interpretations of the language into context, though.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Judges are gonna take bags of money with dollar signs on them.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

It's called a joke. Look it up