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Polly wants a deliverable (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Vent@lemm.ee 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Could be worse, mine have started saying "the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free" but there's a 0% chance there's enough budget for that.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wayne Gretzky? 🤷

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

Minimum Viable Player

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The one in the manager's mind, that also isn't actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Ahh, sales…

The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn't do anything, acts the same as code that doesn't exist.