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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I had to rewrite a decent chunk of my home game with my kids because instead of killing one of the big bad's lackeys they made a really lucid and cogent argument and convinced her that they could help her instead. I had already made a big deal out of how smart and logical she was, so once they presented facts and reason to her, she had to change her mind. So I had to turn her bodyguard into an insane zealot, just so they could have someone to fight for the rest of the session (and so that I could take the next few days to rewrite).

A few sessions later, they crit-succeeded in their attempt to convince a drake to stop fighting them (we're playing PF2e, so crit successes on skill checks are possible). Coupled with an errant blow from the drake's handler which enraged him into attacking the handler, and now the kids think they can diplomacy every situation into a new friend.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They're not completely wrong, though... Just, don't let them grow up to be bards, ya know?

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Parenting tip: be careful with excess diplomacy, your children might grow up to become bards…

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Parenting tip: Teach your kids that Charisma isn't a dump stat. Works in real life too.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sheeeyit. Teach your kids there are no dump stats IRL. 🤌🏽

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm not often swinging a sword so I dump STR, and I have a feat called AuDHD which lets me use my INT modifier on my initiative rolls so I dumped DEX too. Been mostly a spellcaster throughout my life so it's worked out so far.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Ha! I like your style, fellow caster. Personally, I'm not sure if the stage notes have me down as a warlock or bard, but the suspect demons have been pretty quiet of late, so I'm leaning on the latter — purely out of coping mechanism, though. Bard College always struck me as an oxymoron, frankly. 🤪

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 19 points 3 months ago

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be bards
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old wagons
Let 'em be healers and wizards and such

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