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[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They're not completely wrong, though... Just, don't let them grow up to be bards, ya know?

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Parenting tip: be careful with excess diplomacy, your children might grow up to become bards…

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Parenting tip: Teach your kids that Charisma isn't a dump stat. Works in real life too.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sheeeyit. Teach your kids there are no dump stats IRL. 🤌🏽

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm not often swinging a sword so I dump STR, and I have a feat called AuDHD which lets me use my INT modifier on my initiative rolls so I dumped DEX too. Been mostly a spellcaster throughout my life so it's worked out so far.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Ha! I like your style, fellow caster. Personally, I'm not sure if the stage notes have me down as a warlock or bard, but the suspect demons have been pretty quiet of late, so I'm leaning on the latter — purely out of coping mechanism, though. Bard College always struck me as an oxymoron, frankly. 🤪

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 19 points 3 months ago

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be bards
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old wagons
Let 'em be healers and wizards and such