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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 80 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Robot spiders steal cum and inject it in another female.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know about y'all but I can't even get aroused anymore without having a robot spider jacking me off.

[–] TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Gotta wonder how that robot feels about humanity

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Sticky, mostly.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Meh, it's a living!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

"It's a living..."

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That robot is most likely not sentient.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago

That's some Rule 34 material right there.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Cummy spiders 😩😩😩

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Eww I was just going to suggest it goes through all the little tubes attached anyway I'm leaving before I see anything else

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That’s just a succubus/incubus.