Rhynoplaz

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How radical are we talking? I might have an issue with "eliminating all men" radical, but I'm good with "Michelangelo is a party dude" kind of radical.

You forgot about the old "What's that over there?" trick.

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Repost. Stolen from an Asian news site in the 13th century.

You could opt out of being listed, but anyone who did that was considered a weirdo hermit. Why would you not want someone to be able to call you?

Oh God, it feels so weird saying it nowadays.

2001: a Space Odyssey

How it's similar to my life: I've been told it's amazing, but I can only pay attention to it for about 20 minutes before I decide I'd rather get high and play video games.

Yeah, I can tell YOU know what I'm talking about.

At this point, I feel like I'm not going too far out on a limb if I say turd-shaped.

Beautifully done, as always. Don't think I didn't see all that chaos-sowing bait in there!

I've worked in quite a few restaurants, and although they were full of drugs, the drugs were usually in the cooks, NOT the food.

Are you just really nervous about being on a date?

So, gravity isn't linear, but rotation is.

For reference, I'm a regular guy who looked up the answer, so maybe someone else can get more in depth, but I'll offer my basic understanding.

The planets weren't just plopped down in a straight line, they are all chunks of space debris that flew off of bigger chunks of space debris.

If you covered a ball in paint and spun it REALLY fast in a box slightly bigger than the ball, you'd end up with a line of paint on the walls that lines up with the center of the ball.

The planets are like that paint, but gravity essentially "reaches out and ties a tether" to them that keeps them from going further away. And the whole time, EVERYTHING is spinning and floating further away from the point of the Big Bang.