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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Well here is a half moth that I once got in a prepackaged salad I bought once

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[–] spaduf@slrpnk.net 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Prepackaged leafy greens are the worst offenders for quality control issues by far

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I worked in a restaurant that purchased local produce. One day a guest sent back a salad because it had a butterfly in it. That bastard had submerged in water for 30 minutes, rinsed and run 3 through a salad spinner three times, then refrigerated for about 2 hours. Yet there it was, covered in dressing and still fucking alive.

Greens are kind of a mine field. Bugs love them and lots of them are specifically designed to hide and live within them. Let's not even get into e. Coli.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Sensitive to moisture, temperature, crushing, short shelf life, can’t really pasteurize, and most commonly eaten raw. Bugs can be gross but the most potent threat is bacteria!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Where's the other half?

[–] LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Looks like a cicada