this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
730 points (98.4% liked)

Not The Onion

8742 readers
121 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You can’t. My guess is, it was a party or off the clock silliness.

You can’t even wear your own clothes in those machines. Hospital gowns couldn’t handle the weight of even the smallest handgun.

The details are purposely scant because it had to be reported but they didn’t want to share what really happened.

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Had an MRI a couple of weeks ago. Wore my own clothes. Tech did say I should lower my trousers to my knees when I pointed out that there was a fly zip, but didn’t seem too bothered.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Zips are brass alloy and non-magnetic

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

I’d never considered what they were made of. Live and learn.

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago

I've done MRI 3 times. Wore my own clothes all three times.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I had a head MRI a few weeks ago. They didn't make me take off my clothes, they just triple checked I had nothing metal on me or inside me by asking me several times.

There don't need to be additional details. She snuck a gun into the MRI room and found out why you shouldn't do that.

She fucked around, then she found out.