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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car
(au.sports.yahoo.com)
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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He DEFICATED in a pringles can! and he gets to be a lawyer? what a sick joke!
Not just one. The article says he did it at least 10 times previously in that year because throwing pringle poop is a habit he likes to indulge in.
He said this to a judge, to make the point that this was not a directed attack against the people who owned the property, as a legal defense. He just likes to throw pringles cans full of shit into parking lots. this was never about “them”, he just likes to throw poop canisters. What’s the big fucking deal, your honor? i’m just indulging in what makes me happy.
Came here hoping for some chicanery.
He threw it out the sunroof!
I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
Saul Goodman.
No, title is quite clear that the Piero Manzoni wanna be got suspended.
It's a reference from Better Call Saul.