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You can have my gooseberry jam when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!
So like.. 6 weeks?
I will have you know that I have survived on gooseberry jam for years!
Harvesting a goose's berries must be one of the most dangerous jobs in the world.
I did it for years as a kid. We had a bunch of gooseberry bushes. I'd pick them and eat half. The thorns are easier to avoid than you'd think because the berries are at the end of the stalk.
Geese have thorns down there? They're even scarier than I thought!
I need to read more carefully.