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[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

As a man with glamorously long natural eyelashes, it is not all its cracked up to be either. They get all criss/crossed and bent so they drag ever so slightly on my cornea and since it didn't fully fall out I just keep rubbing the eye trying to dislodge it and end up just irritating it more.

Fuck eyelashes, they're another annoying "feature" of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

If this is all a simulation, someone is having a riot of a time messing with mods and screwing with character gen.

[–] starbreaker@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

Fuck eyelashes, they’re another annoying “feature” of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

All proof that God drinks on the job. And not the good stuff, either.

[–] BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf 2 points 7 months ago

I love my long eyelashes. I have not had that problem, though. I would be frustrated also.

[–] BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I have really long eyelashes and I hate them but godamn have they saved my eyes during fingernail clipping sessions like a million times.