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Okay....let's divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are totally different things. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like....bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono.... "Different strokes for different folks," and all that jazz...
That’s why I orgasm uncontrollably when I smell dumpster juice.
Found the housefly
I was about to say "actually they're Satan's Maggoty Cum Fly" and felt really clever about my joke
And then I realized that's not actually their username and now I just feel dumb
Thank you! I've been looking for it for hours!
Found the chemistry-teacher-turned-meth-producer.
Sweet motherfucking Christ.....that username. Looool
....ok
How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾
Ahhh.....fuck....I used the wrong words....I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!
🦶
Soon enough you'll be like "some feet are better than others"
basically genocide
Pedocide wait
Pedicide I think
Pesticides I drink...
Who doesn't drink pesticides I drink pesticides and the doctor says there's something wrong with my brain
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Yeah don't group me with those dirty feet people /s
What about clean feet people?
Dirty now .. jfc
Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…
Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya'll we're right.
what's the joke
What’s the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
I've come across almost the same one in my native language, but it's about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it'd go something like this:
What's the difference between a stork?
Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.
both are nevar put backwards