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Better than "you'll"

My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

Improvised pipe phone

Lord Chainsawhead

Count to four

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

EINER

Tasty, chewy eyes

I seen't it