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[–] Crul@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm conflicted. I love the reference and the movie. But Reddit is a dirty pirate hooker.

[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They fit perfectly in your throat

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've always thought Boba was Russian roulette for aspiration. It's a fad I'll never comprehend.

[–] daqqad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Isn't chewing it half the fun of boba?

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

I have inhaled boba before, it was uncomfortable. I've liked Thai milk tea with boba for quite a long time, before it became so popular. Definitely not a fad for me, it's just a delicious dessert drink.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

If i had a dollar for every time i heard that pickup line

[–] gullible@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

I imagine it would be a bit time-consuming to completely saturate giant boba with water. The small ones take 40-140 mins to get just right, and I doubt many would make an exaggeratedly huge batch like the pic in order to have many spares to test for cronch.

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dammit this is unsettling. My trypophobia is tingling.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like a bunch of little eyes looking back at you.

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Crow moment

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Good news everybody! It's now a suppository!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I get milk tea without tapioca often when I go to bubble tea shops. Sometimes I opt for Taro instead.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Does the "mr" there stand for "my rear end"?