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Birds will sometimes get fish eggs stuck to their feet, and when they try to fish isolated ponds the eggs will break free and populate the water

This is my exact first thought when I read this headline

Nice of them to not disclose the settle amount. Probably something along the lines of 20k... I wish I could settle billion dollar lawsuits with a few thousand dollars.

I watched a video of two pit bulls mauling a thief who jumped a guys fence a while back. They were wagging their tails so hard you’d think they were about to take flight. A strange mix of maximum cute happiness and absolute terror.

That’s what they said about a compact disc

You must always remember facelikeapotato-San. Never forget.

All this is missing is a bold “sponsored” line

Just about to comment the same! I have no idea what the equal pay bill does, and a little insight on that would be super helpful.

Boom. Roasted

I leave it on and really like having it on. It’s nice to share with someone that I’ve read their message, and it also does not warrant a need to reply to anything.

It also eliminates the, “oh no just saw this” bs that I’ve noticed at times. If I see a message is read that was maybe time sensitive and do not get a reply, it’s fine and I can plan around that person.

Expected to see, “after she tells you her parents aren’t home”. Proud of everyone :)

Is part of the joke here how many times this image has been recycled? There are like 3 or 4 TikTok handles pasted over one another hahah