saltnotsugar

joined 1 week ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

They should have had one kid with a bassoon.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

There was once a dream that was Rome. It was wholesome and cute.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Rat cruise! World tour! All you can eat and plenty of places to scurry off to!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah so I used the cousin thing as an in. I mean if anyone’s gonna bang my cousin it’s me! -Einstein

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

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