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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 137 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

"hearty amount of jam"

Annnnnd now I have slugs and ants.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 43 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 19 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

but what's in it for the Ants? They do all the work and have to share their bounty.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

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