mriormro

It's an operating system, you fucking dweeb. Your weird moralizing only alienates potential users. And guess what? Without users, a thing dies.

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his nips? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'

No, you see that's gay.

Back when we were a real civilization, we didn't try to find matches by looking at someone's photograph

You just used to make funny videos instead: https://youtu.be/GGdQCicz4Ro

licensing for parenting

"I'm sorry, you're not white so you can't be a parent" is, historically, how that'd go.

https://youtu.be/ouTXff7lvq4

Easy, just don't look like someone who wants to get stabbed again!

I'm joking, obviously. I'm really sorry that happened to you.

My brother in Christ, NYC was fucking wild in the 80's. How are you even comparing?

If you're a regular subway rider or grew up riding one (such as my neurodivergent ass) you start to realize that you're just a person in a sea of people on the train. The anonymizing actually helps with my anxiety.

Lol, imagine thinking any of that half-baked fanfic was real.