this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

my drunk ass is unable to understand this right now

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

smh the “i” is missing

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago

Wow, you sobered up quick!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

finally, there will be no I in team

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

No! All my for loops!!!

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Ths took me too long to understand.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 13 hours ago

Lol, that's a shame. I should've put in more effort. Now it's just a completely wasted minute.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 47 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I didn't notice the "typos" and thought this was a joke about him already being non-existent (a la, "my crush doesn't even know I exist.")

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 14 hours ago

But me took a second look!

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 26 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Why use lot word, few do trck

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Ths seems lke the average tumblr post

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

the hell s that werd symbol that you have put between the h and s

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 1 points 13 hours ago

Oh shi forgot

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

did not get the joke before ths comment.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 9 hours ago

*Georges Perec has entered the chat*

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Very rarely have found a comc so entertanng and so hlarous as ths one. Have a very werd sense of humor, guess. Or maybe most comcs suck, don't know.

Ether way, good job. Now wsh you ddn't exst. And by you, mean U.

Just notced ths comment s unreadable now.

[–] sep@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

do not have any problem understandng.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago

Good for you.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 11 points 17 hours ago

KAPWING sitting there in the corner looking all smug

[–] yu_cosmic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Are you asking "where s the pens"?

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 15 points 17 hours ago

Dd you want to wrte "Are you askng ...?"

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What am I looking at and why are you calling me Agan?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

He said the word!

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

Another splendd Kapwng cartoon.