kryptonianCodeMonkey

joined 2 years ago

I'm gonna apply extra adhesive so my denture doesn't come loose when I bite him.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Now listen here you little shits...

They have already announced plans to deport the Haitians in Springfield that are here legally too. I don't know why anyone is shocked by this.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The options are not "seeking citizenship" and "here illegally". Most of those people are here on student visas or work visas of one kind of another.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My suburb neighborhood is filled with walkers and it is super unsafe at night. They decided when they built it that they didn't want to to create and maintain sidewalks and street lamps, so people always walk in the road and the only lights are the lamp posts at the end of people's driveways. And almost nobody wears reflectives, or carries lights or anything on their person. Particularly when you're blinded by an oncoming car's lights, it's nearly impossible to see people until you're right up on them.

Is it legal? No. Will it be stopped? I am not holding my breath.

That's my plan. Unless I wish to mock it with a silly voice.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The breadth of products and industries this will touch is going to be massive. Even if you're not buying electronics from a company, those companies still have to buy and replace their own electronics to operate which, if those prices go up, it raises operating costs. Your cheeseburger can get a bit pricier because of this.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Someone in our sister office bought one for people to sample today. The one review I heard was that it wasn't bad, like salted pumpkin spice. That makes sense because Skyline chili is not chili. I've been calling it pumpkin spice meat sauce for years.

Push him onto the pressure pad. Make it his fault.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Javascript Standards Team is such an Oxymoron.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 225 points 1 week ago (20 children)

Option 3 means that the Javascript standards team dies either way, right? Number 3. No hesitation.

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