And it'll be faster and double the size, plus two separate parts that come apart in your pocket.
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"Still breathing"
"I'm here, aren't I?" (usually used at work)
But don't be stupid about it. Stash a date somewhere that you manually update every so often (so that it'll stop being updated if you're fired) and then add a bunch of random waits whose durations scale with the time since that date. If you're worried that the code will be found, comment it with some bullshit about avoiding race conditions.
...and now I can't use that idea, since this comment would be used in court. If I did it to a weapons manufacturer, they'd probably get the death penalty somehow.
Well South Africa outlawed apartheid, so they probably don't want him back. Maybe Israel would take him?
Well, it is now. They're running an i5-4460, though, so they probably didn't buy the 580 recently.
10, actually. 1-9 and an intermission with a different title.
I'm not sure why you would get this over something like an RG35XX H, unless you never play PS1/N64/PSP/DC and care a great deal about build quality.