iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

No, not voltage, current.

My grandpa ran over a woman who walked into the street late at night. There was no way for him to have avoided it. He did not get in trouble. This was in California.

Holy shit, how do you not know there's hydrazine in the water?

More like having a phone shoved to your face to see a meme that is mildly entertaining at best.

I used to get hella annoyed that my mom would be online all afternoon so I would pick up the phone and blow into it for a few seconds until I heard AOL man say "Goodbye."

I also wrote Janeway. Why did I have to scroll so far down to find another?

Captain Janeway

"When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them."

-John Glenn

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

Of course!