You receive: food, housing, affection, impunity around the house
We receive: right to play with you and cuddle when you're up for it
Idk what "Family Eunuch" means, and there's some fine print that I can't quite make out, but this job posting is too good to pass up
I feel like I've seen that cat somewhere before..
Scrolling through all my preciouses that I'm never going to play again 
While you were out chasing booty, I studied the bootloader. While you were partying, I mastered the fstab
First distro: Arch
Flying real close to the sun there
That's why I only use hardware
Facebook messenger for work
Back in 2018 the world got to shake its head and move on as Palestinians marched in protest against the Israeli occupation. It was great target practice for the IDF as they got to shoot thousands of protestors, medics and journalists. Palestinians should keep doing this until the world shakes its head so hard that Israel will start feeling bad for killing people that they don't consider people.
Syndicate (1993) has a great concept, but the controls are annoying and some mechanics need balancing.
I for one am happy to have my ballsack free of weeds