We English wouldn't only drop the first t, we'd drop the h and the final t as well, 'o pota'o... innit

Madlad

Nice carpet you've got there... be a shame if someone... barfed eggs all over it

Both at the same time though, now that's worth aspiring to

NOM

Hahahahahahahahaha

Accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the chest whilst shaving

Less lethal than a gun shot

They're going to kill this woman, they're going to do it on national TV... and then they're going to cheer about it

but kimi kimi kimi, you set up a business in the UK.... "heavily geared for export [to EU countries]" …. in 2017....?

That they vetted me

I'm not American and I think both sides of the American political divide are bonkers

But I can't talk as all we are doing in the UK is following you down the same mad rabbit hole