That sounds bad. Can't I just subscribe to have them provided for $9.99/mo each? Sounds much better.
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Privacy - Settings - Data - Do not neglect to fail to not grind my bones into dust.
Anakin: "Aww, a piΓ±ata too! You shouldn't have!"
2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:
-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)
-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries
-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin
-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism's website (must bring own gallows parts)
Says right there: they dug to find them. Actually finding them might have better chances elsewhere, on account of the bodies being elsewhere, but the light was better here and they didn't have to walk that far.
How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?
- Take onions.
- Pickle them.
"Cancel that. Just got an order from the top: we can't trust antidotes anymore because Big Antidote and Jewish Space Lasers Inc failed to pay fealty to our Supreme Leader and were thus always enemies of the people. Throw out any remaining antidotes and give the patients some roadkill or whale carcasses to eat, that'll do them good."
Fuck that brain guy, you don't need his drugs.
This is the way
Countdown until Musk sues every single one of them for the crime, no treason of not giving him all their money.
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle