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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

Go to all the Republican party conventions and give everyone a warm handshake.

That's for everyone's benefit. Me, I would just go grab levels and stack them in a box.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

...not touch my....shit I touched it, didn't I?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

What would be more awesome? Walking on water? Or flying thru a lake at ludicrous speeds on a jet? Or same but on a jetpack? Or same but at 30,000feet on a Boeing flying machine?

Also imagine a Boeing plane sitting on 30,000 feet? Why!!!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 7 hours ago

You can just download a house now:

https://free3d.com/3d-models/house

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

Change to Linux boot loader grub and two disks... Your old piece of shit disk for windows. The good stuff for Linux. Never look back.... Unless your aunty needs help getting another virus or whatever windows offers.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And we can just give them our best technology too? What a great deal!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Here's an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!

Requirements... Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.

Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work....are you guys a business? Nope, we're all married!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago

He is the popest!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 18 points 13 hours ago

Look at the shade of their head. These people had hair. Without hair its easy to think they are typical American gang members with shaved heads. But look at the tan-less skin. They had hair and they were shaved to prevent lice but also to remove their personality. Look at some with glasses. Gang members often hate people with glasses because those people often have more money to pay for glasses.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

It doesn't have to be real tattoos or even really on them if they can Photoshop them in.

But shaved heads for sure and you can see many of them have a 5 o-clock head shadow, meaning that they don't shave often in real life.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 20 hours ago

I wished at one point to own a used Tesla car one day. However now I simply would never wish that car on anyone. Thus, My assumption is that the general public has a similar thinking and that Tesla will slowly spiral.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Or more interestingly evil...could they be given tattoos forcible to make them look like that?

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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

 

There could be a salad dressing!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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