That's funny, I just watched a Tasting History episode that advised against death by misadventure.

Sounds like a rogue black hole

You're not old until the music you don't consider old becomes old.

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Mullet with headlights?

'Tem' + 'plate' is the British pronunciation.

Dragon Age: Origins is pretty gory (for an RPG from that era.) Their whole marketing campaign was basically "look how bloody this game is—even our logo is made out of blood."

Edit: I would recommend Wildermyth as a whimsical, party-based RPG that doesn't include stuff like this.

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An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age

No one has ever accused Jimmy Space of being a good dad.