Vladkar

Surely this AAA-budget live service game with a terrible premise won't faceplant immediately and force us to close the studio...but let's make it an MMO, just to be safe.

But they were all of them deceived, for another handmaiden was made...

Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?

That's funny, I just watched a Tasting History episode that advised against death by misadventure.

Sounds like a rogue black hole

Man, I don't know what I'd do without Aldi. Ironic that the best grocery chain in America is European, when the American Grocery Store used to be such a symbol of U.S. prosperity.

You're not old until the music you don't consider old becomes old.

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Sorry, best we can do is a premium (expensive) ad-free tier that still advertises our own products.

Man, dimly-lit scenes have been a pet peeve of mine for years. Every time Law & Order is on, I can't help yelling "turn a light on!" at the screen. Maybe they'd be able to solve the murder faster if they could actually see shit.