The candle that burns twice as bright will burn your fucking house down

When I was

That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"

Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can't stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

Booty duty

Actually, he's just trying to rush home. She already said the magic words.

We're not pussies; we're poor.

Star Wars A New Hope is a great example of all the standard tropes. The Refusal Of The Call is when Obi-Wan gets the message from Leia, and Luke makes up excuses for why he can't go. After that, they head back, only to find the destroyed Sand Crawler, and Luke has his Death Of Innocence moment when he finds the bodies of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

Anakin: What's your name?

Mark Twain's Angel: 𝕾𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖓

"None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off."

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

No one except the aforementioned motherfucker