UpperBroccoli

joined 6 months ago
[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone -4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Too easy.

  1. "Tubthumping" by "Chumbawumba". It is easly the most annoying and obnoxious song, and the lyrics are so stupid.

IF the wizard feels particularly generous, I have more:

  1. "Hey Soul Sister" by "Train"
  2. "All Summer Long" by "Kid Rock"
  3. "Dragostea Din Tei" by "O-Zone" (the maya hee maya ho song)

There are so many more, but just thinking of them makes me angry, so I'll stop.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 5 days ago (4 children)

STOP DOING C++

  • Templates were not supposed to make your error messages explode into unrecognizable gibberish
  • "Yes, please generate 5000 pages of garbage instead of an understandable error message!" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Look at what compilers have been demanding your respect for all this time:

???

They have played us for absolute fools.

Over my rotting, worm riddled carcas.

Nighr City is just so good!

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There is this restaurant on a volcano on Lanzarote, in the "Parque Nacional de Timanfaya", where they cook with the heat from the magma below. I am sure you could cook a pizza with that, as well.

"Will it blend?" - in today's episode, Larry Ellison, massive waste of skin and resources.

BEAT THAT PETAR MOLINEXU!

If you’re already working 40 hours a week, focusing on stuff out of hours is going to be hard. I know this all too well!

I was thinking more along the lines of 'nightshift'. 😀

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

There are a lot of jobs that require out of hours support, specifically those that aren’t tied to business hours. In tech at least, many of the sites and services you use are built off the backs of software engineers that are paged at 5am because latency is a little higher than normal.

There is a very easy solution to this dilemma: pay someone to stand ready at off-hours.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are there really people who don't know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean ofc, one of those two sides are ~~their employers~~ them.

FTFY.

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