Screamium

joined 1 year ago
[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Oh trust me, I don't need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so... PATOOIE

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

He's parroting good points he hears used against him.

"You don't have a plan"

"That's a lie"

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also, thoughts and prayers to the families affected

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The preview image on my phone looks like it says "when he takes his noodle off" and I was just accepting that that was a normal thing

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder if they also have awnings over south facing windows. It's an old practice (in the Northern Hemisphere) to reduces summer sunlight but allow the winter sun to come through the windows

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Excellent! Now plant native fruit trees, bushes, brambles, and herbs and make a multilayered food forest!

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Woah woah woah, cut yourself some slack! Every 2 weeks?? Nah, once a month. 9AM? Give yourself time to wake up and think clearly! 10AM or 11AM if you're not a morning person

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Yes, this, except TREAT instead of threat. You won't feel alone with your best little friend

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