[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

it's just better even as UI. you can pick all the settings:

  • set default video resolution
  • autoplay
  • allow/skip ads
  • allow/skip sponsor messages
  • play audio only
  • hide suggested vidya/comments/description (toggle)
  • dark mode
  • no tracking
  • no email required for account
  • toggle shorts on/off
  • should homepage be trending or subscription feed?

I mean what the hell else can you want?

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Well what if you don't have friend groups, but individual, very close, intimate, old, meaningful friendships?

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Exactly, we're pasta point where adding more puns is funny.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Both are funny to me. I didn't know there's comedic range to poop-air.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Fart Vandalay.

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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's not a mint. This boss just hasn't been taking his hard to swallow pills and is trying to delegate even that.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He's not an idiot because he's a capitalist. It's that capitalism encourages the idiotic type to try shit out, because those are the ones with most self-confidence. They're mostly also the least likely to really consider the responsibilities such as: your employees depend on you now, if you fuck up majorly, you'll screw over all your employees' lives, potentially their families too, potentially irreversibly

So yea, the function of "CEO" naturally attracts cretins.

And God forbid such a moron's business becomes even slightly successful, because guess who suddenly feels smarter, less accountable for his terrible character flaws and toxic behavior? That's right. Usually, businesses which make it are mostly just lucky. But you can't explain this to cpt douchebag, he thinks he's magically smarter and better at life than anyone.

And the better the company does, the more the Boss will indulge in his dysfunction and craziness.

That's why, statistically bosses are highly probable to be the scourge of humanity. It's not just capitalism. it's just the toxic mix of luck, power and stupidity - all three combined with whichever the boss' character flaws and weaknesses are. Only in capitalism, power usually takes the form of money, that's all. But the issue is even deeper with people.

(i hate capitalism too, but I think blaming it all on capitalism and calling it a day isn't gonna address such a fundamental issue with people. I come from an ex communist country and that shit is just equally toxic if brought to it's extreme version - and for the same reasons to do with the human psyche too.)

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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Wow what a story. That sounds pretty bad tbh. I'm sorry you had to experience that.

Is... Is this the actual backstory of... Are you Crusty the Clown by any chance?

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I used to be that friend, then I stopped. Learned to put order in my thoughts before sharing them. If not out of self respect, at least out of respect for my friends.

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Holesome. (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Thirsty waterslut.

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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Every year I see this shit and without fail, I chuckle every time for the past 15 years.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Agreed! Did all 3 of us well, the breakup.

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