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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 44 points 8 months ago

I stole it from imgur.

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She smell checks almost every ingredient and never tastes. Best cat. Then she smells the end product and we're both like 'that's that done, then'.

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If they leave the EU, the union will surely disband completely.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think "the more global warming accentuates, the bigger the Firefox and the smaller the globe" is the consistent rule. and when it's just an orange circle with 0 fox elements, and no blue left, our time will be up as a species. Just fire will remain.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 69 points 8 months ago

perfect addition tbh.

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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 34 points 8 months ago

the whole idea of the meme and the initial joke in the series is exactly that there's no nice way of setting this boundary, so Jerry just becomes blunt about it and accepting that it makes him look like an ass. that is the joke

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I am friendly but there's no spots open in my spare time, so I end up coming off like a hypocrite. work - super friendly, off work - sorry, but nope.

and it's jarring but 3 main friends is already hard to do especially since my family is super super fragmented, I'm an introvert and like slow living too. Just 2 visits a week spread equally to mom, dad (separated), 3 friends, granny, aunt. maths says we'll only meet once a month already. no mate, I think you're great but diluting my visits any further will make me super absent, and visiting more often makes me tired and absent in an even worse way.

It's not your fault, I've had the good fortune of meeting good friends in life and made the effort to keep them around and the friendships have aged well. that and I was cursed with a dramatic family where nobody gets along. so yea, I know it sounds terribly douchy but it's neither of us, there's just no more vacancies.

I'm not gonna tell you all this when we get along at work, because it comes off as aggressive or belittling but what am I supposed to do/say?

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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'd like it if there was a 3rd web. Not normie web, not dark web, but 90's-2000 web where it felt like anything could happen and you needed some skill and willpower to get online. That way you had to earn it and so did the others, so there was a lot less marketing, propaganda and conspiracy theory on it.

I don't know what the rules or parameters would have to be to re-initiate that now.

PS just like the joining process on Lemmy filters out the lazy people without much initiative to tinker and find new places to hang out before they are cool and streamlined.

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They landed, said "let's build some huge triangles for shits and giggles" and then they fucked off.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One might not have the balls for it.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I blame mine on the hamsters.

I had to gradually buy about 95 to make it seem plausible but I got there in the end.

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[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 26 points 9 months ago

It's OK man, it's just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 48 points 9 months ago

Don't judge my platelets! They're just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn't been good on their quality of life either.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 29 points 9 months ago

No, they really don't. For most of us, "stop making everything political" is a simple and clear request that can be fulfilled with 0 follow-up questions.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 72 points 9 months ago

No, that's not what they mean.

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