Dr. David Gelmont announced that Henson had died from Streptococcus pneumoniae, an infection that causes bacterial pneumonia. However, on May 29, Gelmont reclassified it as organ dysfunction resulting from streptococcal toxic shock syndrome caused by Streptococcus pyogenes. Gelmont noted Henson might have been saved had he gone to the hospital just a few hours sooner. Medical expert Lawrence D. Altman also stated that Henson's death "may have shocked many Americans who believed that bacterial infections no longer could kill with such swiftness." A lack of familiarity with this possibility, combined with the then-recent deaths of prominent men (including Rock Hudson, Liberace, Roy Cohn, and others) whose AIDS deaths had first been publicly euphemized as other illnesses due to AIDS's pervasive stigma, led to a false but widespread rumor that Henson had died of AIDS--a rumor that was swiftly and directly refuted by Dr. Gelmont. Frank Oz believed the stress of negotiating with Disney led to Henson's death, stating in a 2021 interview: "The Disney deal is probably what killed Jim. It made him sick." Henson was cremated and in 1992, his ashes were scattered near Taos in New Mexico.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Henson

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streptococcus_pneumoniae

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streptococcus_pyogenes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walt_Disney_Company

That has a nice ring to it. You're on to something here.

"People are taking the piss out of you every day. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you. You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs."

Banksy

Bobson Dugnutt, Snarry Shitwon. I'm dyin' over here. Pure gold!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semiconservative_replication

Tater tots

Hollywood hacker bullshit. Not once have I ever come across an animated singing virus.

"I bet you right now some writer is working hard on a TV show that’ll mess up this generation’s idea of hacker culture."

Practice.

Taking notes during lecture helped. Not only does it help cement the information in your mind, it is practice writing legibly enough it can be studied later. You could practice this now, before school starts, by watching something like Khan Academy.

If your major sends you to the whiteboard often, that will help a lot, too. You will naturally improve as you do it out of necessity. Practice on the board until you can write a straight line of consistent text that doesn't droop or curve down as it goes along.

I second the suggestion for calligraphy in a script you like.

Perhaps practice by trying to quickly write down song lyrics as you listen? I think that's when I first started to improve.

Pay attention to your classmates who can take good notes quickly. I made a friend who found my writing to be glacially slow, so I watched how they wrote to learn some tricks.

Sorry if some of these won't help until you're in, but don't worry about it too much. I'm sure your handwriting will be markedly improved by the end of even the first year.

p.s.
Write letters or postcards to friends.
Try to fit your favorite quotes on a notecard.

Love it. One example that springs to mind is calling out the NCAA.

"'Student Ath-uh-letes'? Haha, that is brilliant, sir."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61TMtH3Qw4s

Holy shit, the unburned powder on the ballistics gel block!
This one should bookend that rifle with the crazy long barrel they keep sawing pieces off of while monitoring muzzle velocity.

Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCqa2umL8ME

This really needs to be rescheduled for the winter, and/or pilgrims encouraged to travel by night. But then the AC tents might not sell as well.