Palerider

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Mercury is dealing with some stuff [Too Much Coffee Man] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing...

How old is the oldest building in the town you live in? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
As it should be in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back... Turn it over and let it recharge.

Remember: this is a shitpost in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah but there isn't a lot of meat on a duck...

*Permanently Deleted* in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Keep it until next year. Use it in the new game.

America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 7 points 4 weeks ago

Shit... I just gazed into that abyss.

I guess we doin' in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

Last month marked the world’s hottest July on record, US scientists say | This year could beat 2023 for the hottest year on record as 15-month heat streak extends, according to NOAA in c/climate@slrpnk.net
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Coldest July of the rest of your life...

Sorry hun in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

"Now I have a machine gun."

I have this Christmas jumper...

That's it hooman! You pushed me too far! No morning mousey!?! The bathroom hand towel must die!!! in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

I've just watched "Inside Out" for the first time and the credits scene with the cat absolutely nails it...

It's really weird that early dinners are called "early bird specials" in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But the second mouse gets the cheese...

What's a good chill album or tune to listen to while drinking coffee or tea? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm surprised no one else has mentioned Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd...

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Does anyone know anything about repairing hinges? (feddit.uk)
 

My door is always open.

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